So for conservatives that want to strictly follow the Constitution:
-You are only allowed one gun, if it breaks, you have to buy a new one. You are allowed 6 musket balls and enough gun powder to last a year. And even then that’s only if you’re apart of the militia. you use it before then? tough. Why do I say this. Because all it says a “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.” It does *not* say *ANYTHING* about for personal use.
-#conservative women? You have to do *ANYTHING* your husband says. After all, it only talks about men, not women
-The poor? Yeah, fuck you. Only rich land owners can own do anything.
-Blacks? Fuck you too. After all, if we’re strictly following the constitution, then only amendments 1-10 are considered apart of it.
-Kids? You have to go to work and work for 24 hours straight. Even if you’re 5. You lose a finger? Tough shit kiddo. Protections for you and women aren’t guaranteed in the Constitution after all.
Anything else? Talk to your local state legislature. You want printed money? State legislature.
