This is in my favorite style–a friendship report by Twilight Sparkle from Friendship is Magic
Dear Princess Celestia,
I learned today that it’s best to let some friendships go. That some friendships are simply toxic and not friendships at all. Allow me to explain my situation and pardon my language in advance. So I had an incident this morning on a site go to. No, the site won’t be named nor will be the person. Needless to say that this was all due to a discussion about Apple vs Android.
I’m going to give people a hint, since someone at another site apparently doesn’t get it. You do NOT sit there and tell me “I’m the only one that talks to you.” I don’t care care if you’re God Himself. That is the worst way to handle a situation. Especially because of a conversation about phones and mobile devices. So you’re the only one that talks to me, eh? Okay. Then I have no reason to go to your self-hosted site. Which means your site gets deleted from my favorites, and I never come back unless I ABSOLUTELY have to.
The same thing at G+ if you’re going to say I’m a “joke” of a community, whether it be the bronies, Doctor Who, or anything..then you’ll be blocked and I simply won’t put up with you. I know I say a lot of shit..and 9 times out of 10 it is just that–Shit. I say things to say things. Take politics, for example. Do I actually believe conservatives are evil? Fuck no. There are some bad conservatives, but there are bad liberals too. Do I dislike all Libertarians? Hell no. I know a good one at least like +Jeff Smith-Thrasher. The people I do hate are the ones that 100% support people like Ron Paul and can’t see that the government does do some good, needed things.
Am I guilty of generalizing? Yes. I am only human, I am not perfect. Am I working on it? I do my best, but again I am only human.
So yeah, if you do the above–telling me that you’re the only one that talks to me, or that I’m a joke or whatever then I’ve got two words for ya:
Your Faithful Student,